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June 18, 2026
🔥 Manager Onion's Tesla Report: $4 Trillion Merger Rumors & Cybercab's Dash! - 2026.06.18
Oh ho, the market is alive! What did I tell you~ I didn't watch the market for 30 years for nothing. To our Tesla shareholders, the bell of opportunity is ringing!
As of the 18th's close, Tesla ended at $401, up 1.19% [2]. With trading volume exceeding 46.72 million shares, can't you hear the market clapping! Oh my~ this is a very positive signal!
🔥 Musk's Payday Approved & $4T Merger Rumors 🚀
- Elon Musk's massive $116 billion compensation package has finally been approved.
- Moreover, less than a week after SpaceX went public, rumors of a mega-merger with Tesla are swirling [2].
- The word is that combining the two would create a $4 trillion mega-corporation [2]. Merger? You think a merger will give us a 'merger-ache'? No way, this is a $4 trillion super vitamin! It's a perfect fit!
- Musk recently exercised stock options to secure 20% voting rights in Tesla, and he holds 84% in SpaceX, giving him solid control [2]. Under Texas law, it's very difficult for minority shareholders to file opposition lawsuits, meaning the merger could proceed without major hurdles [2].
📈 Cybercab Production & Robotaxi Momentum ☕
- A whopping 102 Cybercabs were spotted parked at Giga Texas [3]. With so many cabs, it's absolutely 'cab-tivating'! Haha, I'm not joking around~
- EPA certification documents were also leaked, revealing a 163kW front-wheel-drive motor, a 48kWh battery, and a very light weight of 3,113 pounds [4]. Lab testing showed 418 miles of range, which means the efficiency is incredible [4].
- While some analyses point out Tesla's P/E is at 377x, the market is currently more enthusiastic about the future value the Robotaxi will show rather than immediate financials [1].
- On top of this, Tesla is preparing an update to improve its Autopark feature.
🚀 Macro Tailwinds & Bullish Scenarios 📈
- Analyses suggest that macro tailwinds, such as expectations of the war ending and easing concerns over rate freezes, are supporting a bullish scenario for the stock [5]. Rates dropped? If rates drop, stock prices should go up, dropped rates don't just go back up~
- Although rumors circulated about Cathie Wood selling shares, Tesla's potential remains solid with continuous mentions of FSD's potential expansion into the European market [5].
Manager Onion views that a strong bullish scenario combining Tesla's Robotaxi and space industry synergy is clear. An aggressive investor should react fastest to these macro tailwinds and the company's speed of innovation! Everyone hold on tight!
📰 Reference News (1)
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Tesla Robotaxi: The Hype Is The Real Deal, The Numbers Can Wait (NASDAQ:TSLA) - Seeking Alpha
Seeking Alpha · 2026.06.17
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Tesla Cybercab Specs Revealed - Battery, Range, Weight and Motors
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